pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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