I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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