the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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