South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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