help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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