I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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