maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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