Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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