i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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