Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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