You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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