I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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