I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
