I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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