gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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