It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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