I looked at my own cervix.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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