i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
