i just google imaged poop.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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