He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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