im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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