no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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