Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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