Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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