all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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