I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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