youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize