How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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