I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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