where am i from again
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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