what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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