i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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