I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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