Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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