You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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