is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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