My room smells like vodka and shame
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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