Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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