Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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