I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Randomize
