And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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