I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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