Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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