Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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