YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
