And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it's like iHOP with fire
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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