Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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