Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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