shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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