Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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