put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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