No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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