Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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