Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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