i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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