I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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