This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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